A clown resides in the White House, he bumbles all the time,

His jester cracks the strangest jokes, though some don’t catch the rhyme.

If your great land should fall apart, we’ll welcome you, no doubt,

But try to take what’s ours, my friend, and we will throw you out.

We’ve seen your schemes, we’ve made our plans, we’re ready, just you bet,

But if you push too far, well… you may not live to regret!